April, 2006:
Arrivals and Departures
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Airports are filled with people who have a purpose. Its not the type of place many people go to just for something to do, although after being here today I would consider coming again for the sole purpose of writing more character sketches. People are arriving and departing, but those of us who spend the most time here are waiting… waiting for the arrivals and departures to do just that – arrive and depart. The ones arriving are starving for a cigarette, anxious to find a cab, and ready to do the business they came to do. The ones departing are checking and rechecking the flight numbers on their tickets and matching that information to what’s on the screens overhead.
Those of us waiting for an arrival are talking about what we ate for breakfast and lunch – topics that will inevitably change when the one(s) for whom we wait finally arrive. When they do its on to "Oh my God!" and "How are you?" Tears are always saved for the departure at the other end of the visit – if it’s a two-way flight.
Awaiting a departure is a different story. Some wait alone, and many are business types who have probably done this a hundred times before and don’t think much of it. But there are others who wait together, family clusters of two’s and four’s who are about to be separated and their distress is palpable. When the departing member final walks onto the plane and out of site, those remaining walk slowly back to the parking lot and drive away – sadder and more alone.
That sultry Chris Isaak song is wafting through the terminal. I think its called "Wicked Game" and unless you’re a REALLY slow reader you’re listening to it right now… As the fat, balding middle aged men wait for their luggage to slide on the carrousel, there is no poetic appropriateness to that song playing, but I can see a video for it made in slow motion in an airport with people walking in all directions.
I wonder if those here on business will recover what they’ve sacrificed to be loaded onto a flight to come to this small city. The most recent flight arrival yielded a bumper crop of young-to-middle-aged men. Guys in tweed jackets that seem happy with their lives; younger guys in casual-but-still-serious business suits who still want more of whatever it is their getting right now. Scattered amongst these common types are the rare out-doorsy looking 50-year-olds and the red-faced 35-year-old alcoholics. Most of all these men arrive alone, wait for their luggage alone, and leave alone. If this is their return home, they must lead lonely lives.
One man is lucky enough to have his daughter here to meet him but there is tension between them and she’s largely ignored by him -and he by her. She’s more concerned with the text messages on her cell, but I doubt she would be if her father was showing an interest in her. She strikes me as the type that is a marginal high-school athlete and is more concerned with the elevated social status being on the team affords than she is about doing well on that team. Its the hoodie that says "GIRLS BASKETBALL" in Rockwell type that’s important – you see, it says something about her identity.
I make these observations about someone I really know nothing about. Its all conjecture based on other girls I’ve know who look the same and I think I’ve got her pegged, but I’ve been wrong before. Its still fun to write a character sketch about someone you don’t know based solely on their physical appearance and body language. Besides, by now everyone must know that first impressions are almost everything and so I take whatever I see first as a person’s manifesto. This is either shallow or efficient on my part – or maybe a bit of both.
More people waiting, men shaking hands, exchanging forced salutary chuckles, walking out into the night through a rotating door. The handshakes, the chuckles – they’re supposed to convey self-confidence and draw attention. It works, but they leave, and those of us left waiting are left to find a new object of observation and to periodically turn our gaze toward the domestic arrivals door, looking for that familiar face we came here to pick up.
When I Become Electric
Quotes and Thoughts from "The Art of War" by SUN TZU
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Michael Krahn
www.michaelkrahn.com
My parents are so cool
My Dad works at Ford and my Mom and I both work at North Star in Talbotville. For two weeks while my Dad is on dayshift, he drops me off at work on his way. Then for two weeks I get a ride with my Mom. Most of the time this ride sharing business isn’t really necessary, but I do it because I like them so much! (That’s right, on top of loving them, I LIKE them too!) And also because it means that Mrs. Zimbo isn’t stuck at home with Madeleine and Olivia all day without the van.
Around Christmas a couple of years ago we were sitting around at Mom and Dad’s and out of the blue my Dad says “Son, do you think I should get a Playstation or an X-Box or something?” He kind of woke me up from a couch nap with this question so I didn’t really respond the first time. When he asked the second time, I was awake, and you can guess what my response was: “Let’s roll!” So off we went to Zellers, and we came back with an X-Box, 4 games, and a 36″ flatscreen TV.
My Dad is in his early 50′s and was a pastor for 13 years until about 7 years ago (prior to that he worked at Ford for 17 years.) We never had much money as a family; my Mom stayed home to raise us while Dad was working, and then when they became Pastor(s), the pay was pretty lousy. So now they are finally having a little money to enjoy.
Regardless of which one I ride with, on Friday’s they always show up with a Tim’s Regular and a blueberry bran muffin (“buttered and THEN heated, please!”) for me. My Mom showed up one Wednesday with that same order. I had already eaten breakfast and I had my usual Green Tea (Tetley Lemon and Ginseng Green Tea with a teaspoon of Honey) in my hand. My Mom said “Sorry, I forgot to tell you: I think we should start having Tim Hortons on Wednesdays AND Fridays.”
“Ok Mom, I won’t argue with you.” I said.
My parents, as I’ve mentioned before, have been so great to me all my life. They rarely raised their voices at me, never hit me, never belittled me, and when I got a little older they let me make up my own mind about things and gave all the guidance I ever asked for. Now as I travel through my 30′s, I am just in love with them more than ever. I hope my kids feel that way about me when they are 30.
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Michael Krahn
www.michaelkrahn.com
Giesbrechtisms
MIXED METAPHORS:
"Don’t open the door to a can of worms we don’t want."
"It was just an idea we were throwing around at each other."
"He was just flying off the wall!"
"I knew I was touching on new water there."
"We’re not breaking any daylight here…"
"I’m not saying we’re falling out of the bottom of the wagon here, but…"
"After his suspension he had a whole different light on the ball game."
THAT’S JUST THE WRONG WORD ALTOGETHER!:
"We’re really making some headwaves here!"
"It an anominally."
"He was white in the face and sweating profusably!"
“I have no quorums with that."
"Yes, it’s very simular."
SAY WHAT?:
"I’ll call him and ask him to announce his arrival if he wants to come unannounced."
"Yes, it is bad… but I use bad in the good sense of the word…"
"But if he doesn’t realize the guy did it, then the loophole is broken right
there, right?"
THE ULTIMATE SPORTS MOTIVATION:
"It’s not that we’re winning – we’re just not losing as bad!"
I THINK PEOPLE ARE CATCHING ON:
"The bug is finally starting to settle in some people’s stomachs."
ON THE VALUE OF PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
"Now that i’ve gotten in there before, I know what I’m looking at."
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?:
"He just opened the valve once and that lodged it free."
THEY’RE NOT ALL PERFECT…
"Half of them are bent crooked"
WITH A CONFUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE:
"Uh Mike, I’m a little misunderstood here…"




