MIXED METAPHORS:
"Don’t open the door to a can of worms we don’t want."
"It was just an idea we were throwing around at each other."
"He was just flying off the wall!"
"I knew I was touching on new water there."
"We’re not breaking any daylight here…"
"I’m not saying we’re falling out of the bottom of the wagon here, but…"
"After his suspension he had a whole different light on the ball game."
THAT’S JUST THE WRONG WORD ALTOGETHER!:
"We’re really making some headwaves here!"
"It an anominally."
"He was white in the face and sweating profusably!"
“I have no quorums with that."
"Yes, it’s very simular."
SAY WHAT?:
"I’ll call him and ask him to announce his arrival if he wants to come unannounced."
"Yes, it is bad… but I use bad in the good sense of the word…"
"But if he doesn’t realize the guy did it, then the loophole is broken right
there, right?"
THE ULTIMATE SPORTS MOTIVATION:
"It’s not that we’re winning – we’re just not losing as bad!"
I THINK PEOPLE ARE CATCHING ON:
"The bug is finally starting to settle in some people’s stomachs."
ON THE VALUE OF PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
"Now that i’ve gotten in there before, I know what I’m looking at."
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?:
"He just opened the valve once and that lodged it free."
THEY’RE NOT ALL PERFECT…
"Half of them are bent crooked"
WITH A CONFUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE:
"Uh Mike, I’m a little misunderstood here…"
