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Twitter Status Theology

Jan 15th, 2009
by Michael Krahn.

Calvinist: “God predestined this status update.”

Arminian: “If God wants to know what’s going on, he needs to subscribe to my Twitter feed.”

Discuss.

By the way, this is my Twitter feed.




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  • MatthewW.

    I can a clear mockery of God in one of those views and in the other, it almost makes God seem trivial…almost.

  • http://mickeyskitchen.com Eric

    Short concise….I like it.

    Of course you missed the Lutheran view, Twitter is a Mystery. But ill cut you some slack on it ;-)

  • http://www.michaelkrahn.com Michael Krahn

    Here are couple of others I got on Facebook:

    Lutheran: i believe that i cannot by my own reason or strength update this facebook status.

    Amish: status update? computer?

    Mormon: i looked into a hat with a crystal ball in it and joseph smith appeared and told me to update my status.

    Baptist: If you don’t update your facebook status, you’re not right with God!