Emergent Church and Emerging / Emergent Church and Emerging Church and Satire Michael Krahn on 12 Jan 2010 01:54 pm
OBITUARY: Emerging Church (1989-2009)

This brings a (satirical) tear to my eye. The money quote:
She is survived by her parents, the Seeker Church, and Sojourners; her paternal grandmother, the former Deconstructionism, now Postmodernity; her maternal grandmother, French Nihilism and her paternal great-grandparents, the Social Gospel and Fundamentalism. Her paternal grandfather, the Jesus Movement died months before her birth. Her fraternal grandfather, Evangelicalism died in 2009. She is also survived by sister House Church movement and brother New Monastacism. She is also survived by two sons, Presbymergent and Something-in-Europe People Say is Relevant; and 10 grandchildren (that won’t scare your grandparents), along with ex-husbands Mark Driscoll and the Origins Movement.
Go read the whole thing here.
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