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What kind of men?!?!?! Shat terd men!
If this organization wants to do a presentation at your church make sure you add an extra bathroom…
Michael Krahn (michael.krahn@gmail.com) is a husband, father, Pastor, writer, and recording artist who enjoys books, theology, technology and the Ottawa Senators.
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OBITUARY: Emerging Church (1989-2009)

This brings a (satirical) tear to my eye. The money quote:
She is survived by her parents, the Seeker Church, and Sojourners; her paternal grandmother, the former Deconstructionism, now Postmodernity; her maternal grandmother, French Nihilism and her paternal great-grandparents, the Social Gospel and Fundamentalism. Her paternal grandfather, the Jesus Movement died months before her birth. Her [...]

Brian McLaren – Dave Ramsey Scandal Revealed!

 When I was at Baker Books in Grand Rapids on the weekend I saw this interesting juxtaposition of book covers (click on image for larger version):

Mere coincidence you say? I believe that they may in fact be the SAME PERSON!
Think about it…
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John MacArthur and Brian McLaren to Co-Author New Book

The winds of reconciliation are blowing through the stratum of Christendom of late.
First, Steve “Shake Me to Wake Me” Camp made a heartfelt apology to long-time nemesis and current All-American Calvinist poster boy Mark Driscoll.
Then, in an equally heartfelt – though expletive peppered – post,  Chief Executive Senior Pastor of New Spring Church, Perry Noble, admits [...]

Tony Jones Finds Audience, Loses “Religion”

Emboldened by the added attention of a liberal-leaning audience since he moved his blog to Beliefnet, Tony Jones today announced a plan to review the Apostles’ Creed and put forward a controversial position on each one.
Since blog posts questioning gender roles and the doctrine of original sin have been so popular, Jones has decided it’s [...]